Our Quick "fix" if You're Jonesing for Hawaii Five-0 - Week #1

By Pam


If you're jonesin’ for a new episode of Hawaii Five-0, and your withdrawal symptoms are becoming unmanageable, here are 15 things you might do to ease the pain this week.

  1. Make a pineapple and ham pizza.

  2. Ask your local police if you can take a ride in a squad car and argue.

  3. Google West Orange, New Jersey.

  4. Buy an artificial palm tree for your living room.

  5. Take a trip to your nearest Army-Navy store and try on stuff.

  6. Get a tattoo.

  7. Wear a tie to work.

  8. Practice talking with your hands while arguing.

  9. Tackle your neighbor as he’s walking to his car.

10. Test drive a Chevy Camaro.

11. Order a Kevlar vest online.

12. Sign up for a Mixed Martial Arts class (men, make sure you wear a cup).

13. Take ukulele lessons.

14. Do a needlepoint of the Navy SEALs emblem.

15. Learn to speak pidgin.

More suggestions next week.