Sunday, December 19, 2010

Our Quick "fix" if You're Jonesing for Hawaii Five-0 - Week #1

By Pam

If you're jonesin’ for a new episode of Hawaii Five-0, and your withdrawal symptoms are becoming unmanageable, here are 15 things you might do to ease the pain this week.

Photobucket  1. Make a pineapple and ham pizza.
  2. Ask your local police if you can take a ride in a squad car and argue.
  3. Google West Orange, New Jersey.
  4. Buy an artificial palm tree for your living room.
  5. Take a trip to your nearest Army-Navy store and try on stuff.
  6. Get a tattoo.
  7. Wear a tie to work.
  8. Practice talking with your hands while arguing.
  9. Tackle your neighbor as he’s walking to his car.
10. Test drive a Chevy Camaro.
11. Order a Kevlar vest online.
12. Sign up for a Mixed Martial Arts class (men, make sure you wear a cup).
13. Take ukulele lessons.
14. Do a needlepoint of the Navy SEALs emblem.
15. Learn to speak pidgin.

More suggestions next week.

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